martinisanidiot

I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DA

2007-03-20T16:22:00.000+08:00

hey guys, so its been at least 1 month since i blogged and yeah as i guessed, my blog is totally dead... no more messages and tags.. and since i am an alive kinda person.. i am here to revive my blog... oh ressurection! so its the 17th of march today and my mid years are coming.. my actual first serious examination since dam school started.. i am so gonna ace it, but first i gotta and need to slack.. how can new stuff get in when my brain is all clogged up with really complex formulas and stuff?
uh-huh.. its the season of lent now and i am trying to keep myself sin free.. yep, but its kinda hard to be sin free when u come from a school filled with totally gay guys who spit everywhere they go.. like you are in the middle of a canteen right and like 'kapui'! and u turn around and u see a ball of yellowish looking spit crashing onto the floor like as if it was the first episode of smallville..
if it was really smallville down there, superman would be like everywhere right now! in the canteen, classrooms, drains, hall and even on the teacher's chair.. i dont really know anyone who spits on teacher's chairs but if they do, i am so gonna puke in their face.. haha.. ok yeah if i had balls to do so...
so i dont get it, like when people that are doing o levels are telling me how their brains would explode in the next minute if they were not checking up some fact or formula in all the textbooks they can find.. i mean like take a breather guys.. its like still early to go all the way... we should all relax and watch mtv and nickelodeon and stuff.. they are educational! like jimmy neutrons science quiz or sth like tht.. or go watch some documentary.. the amount of geography you intake after an episode of 'baboons gone berserk' would help you ace any geography test.. who cares bout population and stuff anyway? you have a house! be happy.. no one wants to study on how u got it! no one wants to know whether you can afford having 3 or 4 kids!?!? like thts ur passionate secret.. and i don really get why we should use the government to hide our sexual freedom! we are all passionate lovers! i think.. geography 101...
anyway i should really stop now cause i think i have to go.. so like see you guys.. bye
p.s. this post had nothing to do with being blue... ignore the title.. sorry.

TEMPTATIONS AWAY!

2007-02-10T00:54:00.000+08:00

Hey guys, so it was friday a couple of minutes ago... ok exactly 54 mins ago and i am back after a particularly tiring day.. well today was a extremely great day and let me tell u guys why.. i chased temptation away. so many tempters came to me with their oh so great temptations but i stared them in their face and said 'shoo satan, i can't see you'.

ok maybe the top part may have been a LITTLE exaggerated but it's for a good cause, cause i think it's really really inspirational, for instance, who can say no to chocolate? huh? huh! yeah, u got it.. no one.. even the most anorexic girl would think its okay to have a really tiny piece of choc.. but I SAID NO!

i was walking home from school today and i was like 'hey, i'm kinda hungry; and there was like a sign, i looked in front of me and there SPC was... a petrol kiosk chock full of chocolates.. and i was like whoa.. i gotta get a snickers man... so i went up, got a snickers and headed off to the cashier to pay for it. it was then when i heard a voice calling out to me... 'MARTIN! YOU ARE FAT ENOUGH, GET A JUICE INSTEAD' and i was like 'oh okay, i'm sorry' and i got a juice.. there u go! TEMPTATIONS AWAY!

well done martin, u deserve a pat on your back! many people have told me i have a really boring blog cause it has no pictures of my ugly face.. and i am like yeah, you're right, the next post, there is sooo gonna be a picture. but the picture never does come out. SO I'M GONNA PROMISE THAT IF THERE ISN'T A PICTURE IN MY NEXT POST, IT IS SURE TO COME OUT IN THE NEXT ONE.. and so on.. cause i really cant find a flattering photo of myself which like dosen't potray my pimples.. i got such a huge one on my left cheek tht sometimes it scares me. i call it willy.. its has a tail and like its really big and blue and it annoys the shitload out of my shit holding bag. i cant stand it. i need a new face, i am so serious.. i shall go to like korea and get a sexy nose with a 'willy' free face... but then i would have like small eyes.. ahha geddit? korea? small eyes? ok so its like 1.15am on a beautiful saturday morning, and i so gotta go.. so till the next picture filled blog
(p.s. do all koreans love kimchi? i heard it's really good)

EARLY SUNDAY MORNING LITTLE SHITS

2007-01-29T23:41:00.000+08:00

Sunday morning wind is blowing, little shits everywhere! anyway, ystd was an awesome sunday.. i woke up in the morning feeling really skinny and rather sexy so i thought i could fit into my oh so tight shirt without any difficulty, and yeah i did, but there was one little problem, my nipples were hard due to the really cold winds blowing around and they stuck out like little lollipops.... not like as if i had a problem with tht but it was kinda obvious, and i felt tht if i didn't do sth about it, my nipples would have been pinched at least 10 times by the time night falls, so feeling really vulnerable i had to resort to really desperate measures.
so after sitting there for like 5 mins i decided to use scotch tape to tape the little assholes down, but then like bong called, and not wanting to sound gay, i told him i was taking a crap and i would head out in like 5 mins, and being as late as i alr was, i decided to just roll deodrant over the little suckers and head out and miraculously, petey and pauley derected.. hallelujah.. yeah, so i have nothing left to say and guys, if ever u feel the need of derecting ur nipples, just give me a call, i swear i will help... promise
p.s. i am so not allowed to swear...

IDIOT WAYS OF GETTING IN TROUBLE

2007-01-26T23:52:00.000+08:00

hey guys, its been a really long time since i blogged but i am still suffering from starting of school blues although school is already in full swing and like everyone is already studying for their o's or like really into their homework. oh well what can i do? hope tht u guys are doing awesome and are having a really good year so far..
well, i'll be on the topic on nonsense headings today.. i really dont get it when people use a heading and like have a post tht has absolutely nothing to do with their heading.. but oh well thts a bit stupid because i am one of them.. alright, so let me totally contradict myself here, it's only the prodigies who come out with such magnificent ideas of like creating posts which had nothing to do with the heading.... this just means tht we have really creative minds.. haha so if guys are jealous of me its okay, beacuse i totally understand.. haha no worries.. i feel tht way sometimes.. ahah...
so school this week sucked as usual.. i was scolded and and scolded consecutively for 4 days but today it was kinda different, i got some kind of weird glare from my teachers which meant sth like' u can do whatever u wanna do, i don care and u are an asshole' look. so tht kinda scared the balls out of me and i acted like an angel for the whole day, although i did not really keep to the no meat on friday aspect.. oh well i have like 49 fridays left to abstain, minus tht 4 weeks of compulsory lent which means tht i can choose between those 45 fridays on whether i want to fast or not and since i am angelic most of the time, i shall abstain 25 outta those 45 fridays which should lead me to 29 fridays and this means i got the majority of those fridays abstained.. see? i worked it all out.. ahah therefore, it just makes me more a genius than i alr am...
i surprise myself at times.. whoa.... I AM SOME INTELLECTUAL BASTARD!
so its o level year this year and i am so gonna ace this motherfucking test, it seems like as if my past 11 yrs of education and examinations were just little tests for this mofo, but nah, i am gonna step on it like an ant, a little one, and like move my leg so tht it would feel pain.. oh yeah i am gonna do tht. and like i am gonna like say sth but i have really no idea what to say so i guess i would just say bye and like come back and blog next time. haha
p.s( i ain't really a bastard cause i do have a dad)
p.s after the p.s before( his name is michael pillay, if u really needed to know) ahha

SCHOOL SUCKS BALLS

2007-01-11T22:40:00.000+08:00

BLAME YOURSELF

2006-12-20T22:35:00.000+08:00

hello friends and family.. its the 20th of december now and we are not far away from our dear lord's birth.. yeah.. we all have an awesome feeling in our stomachs which will most probably like just fade away if we receive like presents which you never wanted in a million years.. yeah.. but till tht day comes.. relish tht great feeling guys.. cause stupid school is like 6 days after tht! yeah! ok why did i say yeah? i dunno... i'll figure it out

so i passed my n levels..yeah! i am happy.. my teachers better be happy.. yeah.. so i will be going to sec 5 next yr! great isnt it? which like expands my mental horizon.. which made me decide to be more inqusitive to the nature of the earth and our blessed world.. uh huh.... yeah.. so lets start with the tale of aladdin.. yeah i think thts how u spell it. feel free to correct me..
so i needed to take a shit today and like i did not have any interesting magazines or books to read.. so i decided to read this really dusty copy of the arabian nights and like expand my horizon on ali baba and such.. uh huh.. so it said aladdin was from china which like cant be possible at all because aladdin is like an arabian name.. unless his surname was like al and his chinese name was like ad din or sth.. which would really insult the chinese community cause tht is a really dumb chinese name.. no offence guys. haha...

so i was thinking today... dogs are nice creatures.. furry mammals.. happy eyes.. u know.. they bark when u come back from school or work( if u have a dog) so affectionately haha... they wag their tails so passionately when u like give them treats.. which leads me to think.. why is it always the dogs fault.. why is it when we cant finish our homework, it just so happens tht the dog ate it! why is it that when there happens to be strange smell in the room, u point to the dog and say he did it?!?!? blame ur fart! why is it that when u ruin the house after a great party, it had to be because little rover felt energetic! he would have only destroyed a small part yeah.. what did they ever do to you? they were just born to like lick our toes. give em a break! the dogs should like create a rebellion... and if they really did.. haha.. i did not have any part whatsoever in it..
so i was like listening to the radio today and i found out tht plastic surgery seemed really popular among kids nowadays.. well guys, i got sth found out for u.. they dont use plastic.. nope.. they use rubber.. yeah they lie.... they should call it rubber surgery.. and its like silicon rubber.. which is like sniffing glue.. which means its bad.. which means we are all gonna die.. yeah.... all of us! ( ahhhh) okay... yeah... i got nothing to say anymore.. ahhahahaha..
see u guys..
p.s. dont believe me please!

WASTED

2006-12-12T18:27:00.000+08:00

Yeah guys.. so today was another day and i am using the colour blue for this blog for one very simple reason... i feel pure and innocent today.. so i shall use this colour to celebrate this occasion..
yeah so the gig was ystd and there was only one word which i could use to explain it.. 'unexplainable'.. yeah and why this word and not another?.. well... its because i got absolutely no idea how else to explain it.. thus, unexplainable.. SOD's set was somewhat good and many whats bad.. but the beauty of a gig is even when u feel like u have done like shit.. people still look at u and smile.. which makes u feel oh so warm and happy inside... yeah...
so i got wasted ystd and like puked all over bongs carpet and bed, missing the pail totally, the residue of my nasi goreng splattered all over the carpet... but the beauty of it is tht when everyone is high, nothing seems to matter.. you only get attacked occasionally or the good ol' colgate on face trick.. so when we went home the next day.. i was feeling like shit due to both the facts tht i was having a horrible hangover and also for not cleaning up bongs room for him.. i'm a bitch.. but thank GOD that bong was an understanding guy! BONG.. WE LOVE YOU...( i am not gay)
so now i got no time cause i gtg eat dinner but to those guys who wanna get wasted, please puke into the pail next time...
p.s: do not drink and drive... (hah! if only i could)

OUTBURST PART 1! LET ME OFFER YOU ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE!

2006-12-03T22:40:00.000+08:00

So its sunday.. and most people are out today having fun and shopping for christmas... and i am sitting on my wonderful and comfy computer chair wondering why i am not out there with them? so i decided to put on my thinking caps and start thinking and then the answer dawned on my herbal essenced hair.. i am out of cash.. yeah. cash flow problems... an everyday nuisance facing all teenagers of the 21st century...
While some of us are spending freely on colourful hairdyes to dye our hair or wondering whether swensens or jacks place would be a better choice to fill our not tht hugry stomachs.. the rest of us are lazing at home and waking up at like 5pm in the evening everyday with reeking morning breath.. and wondering what they could do with the $4.50 left in their wallet.. for example.. my brothers would most probably spend like a dollar and 20 cents on a drink and like figure out how many pratas they could afford with the rest of my money.. oh well. what are they supposed to do? work? haha... if u could get their lazy asses to work.. i would most probably bring myself to work so that i could pay u for getting their asses to work.. erm.. okay... i am sure not a big number of u got that.. but for all the really smart people out there.... u should have gotten it..

well, christmas is around the corner and all of us are in our ho ho ho moods.. tis the season where parents willingly come out with money to feed our selfish desires... yeah.. shirts, t-shirts, jeans, pants, clean underwear..... its the time where we actually feel like smelling and looking good.. athough some of us try to hard and end up looking and smelling bad.. oh well? lifes like tht.. we all need to have a casual approach to everything.. which is dam sad.... aye x mas trees are up and decorations are all over the place! orchard road is trying too hard as usual and everyone can be found shopping at giordano! tis the season to be jolly guys! falalalala lalalala!

p.s BLOGME: X'mas is coming, lets buy pillay a brain: Theresa Misso
well.. thanks theresa,... but my mums on her way to getting me that alr.. but i would like socks.. haha toe socks.. ooh a jacket would be nice as well.. aha yay! thanks! ahaha
Why Martin is so dumb: Beatrice Ong beatshit
well beatshit, this might shock you.. i am dumb because i hang out too much with you.. yeah.. some of ur overwhelming dumbness has rubbed off on me.. a word of advice... keep ur dumbness to yourself.. don hurt others.. HAHA.. kidding.

2006-12-01T14:06:00.000+08:00

GREAT TASTES COMES IN REALLY SMALL PACKAGES

2006-11-23T00:20:00.000+08:00

Hello guys.. yeah, i'm back and i am ready to drone off another totally senseless and really dumb blog.. uh huh.. so what does my heading mean? hmm? i would have added an upwards arrow but i dont really get the smiley and like symbols and stupid thingy stuff.. so just look at the heading.. yeah.. great tastes comes in really small packages are so because.. for example.. coke light has zero calories and it tastes oh sooooo good.. although it does not have calories resulting in no weight increase which is good for most of us... for those of us who wanna put on weight.. then go for the ever great and wonderful red coke.. which tastes abit sweeter but oh so much gassier..

Moving on.. i was watching south park today and i realised tht i was never ever tht vulgar when i was an innocent eight yr old boy.. those guys are like so over the top! okay.. maybe tht was the occasional god dammit and like that really rare fuck... but i could swear tht i never used words like donkey ball sucker or like motherfucking fat pussy.. yeah.. my vocabulary was really limited then.. i mean like those assholes just has to walk past a kitchen blender to come out ' i'd blend ur nuts in tht kitchen blender'.. man.. kids now are really really vulgar.. but oh well who knows? maybe when u come one on one with a really big bully or like someone who wants to rape u.. maybe all u have to do is like 'F*** off u motherf***ing donkey sucker!' and he will either run away or u would most probably either get raped or bullied?? lets all opt for option number one.. if u opt for option 2 there is something wrong with you.. go check ur brains u self mutilating asshole!

Ok so now since i am done with those formal vulgarities, lets move on to some sweet chick stuff.. yeah.. i was watching this chick flick...yours mine and ours.. okay this isnt really chick i guess? but it's like a family orientated show so i guess its like chick? i mean like how do u define a chick flick? must it be like a movie chalk block full of high school girls having sex almost every other day? with either really hot quarterbacks or centre forward?? i personally find tht sick.. i dont really classify big bulky guys with sweat and dirt all over their face who shout 'hike hike' every few 5 mins under sexy... yeah... ANYWAY.. i just realised tht this doesnt really cover the topic of sweet chick stuff.. so when i actually do have an rough idea on what sweet chick stuff really means.. then i would cover the topic once again..

Yeah, so every blog has a prologue and an epilogue.. and i guess this is the epilogue... of this entry at least.. uh huh.. so guys... i have decided to have like an interactive blog.. like if u have any constructive criticism or just any random lame or stupid thing u wanna get off ur chest.. just tag it all down and i will blog about it when i read it.. and if i like forget.. then tag me again.. haha.cherio!
p.s PLS NOTE THT IF U WANT ME TO BLOG ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY.. ADD A BLOGME BEFORE THE TAG! THANKS!

TRUTH DAY

2006-11-16T00:15:00.000+08:00

THE 16TH OF NOVEMBER... BESIDES BEING ONE OF MY GOOD FRIENDS BIRTHDAY.. IS WHAT I CALL TRUTH DAY AS WELL! yeah... truth day.. its the day tht truths has to be told and lies should be done away with.. yes! we shall uphold the great history of truth day.. the noble background which this day has been built upon... the neverending story which has set many hearts ablaze.. yes.. the fire! inside all of us.. truth..... the foundation of all relationships.. yes.. so now?? we shall all sing the truth song.. ( try singing this to whatever tune tht u think its suitable)
THE TRUTH SONG:
( WE ALL NEED TRUTH!
IN THE TICKET BOOTH!
CAUSE WITHOUHT TRUTH
THERES NO POPCORN!

WE ALL DON LIE
CAUSE THEN WE SPY
BEHIND THE FLOWERS
ON THE PEOPLE IN THE SHOWERS)

ok thats as far as the truth song would go., cause i got no more ideas for any more lyrics,.. so behold truth day my fellow comrades
for we shall wave the flag of integrity and hold our heads high and march on singing this stupid song.. which we will all remember till the day we die!!!
humilty! napoleon!!!! pigs stop rolling in the mud and oink to the goodness of truth....
ok tht didnt make sense.. but! aloha!!!!!!!!
ok gtg.. bye!
p.s: u can lie if u want to........

RETARD FROG FISHES

2006-11-10T12:37:00.000+08:00

So hey guys.. hope u guys are having an AWESOME time.. yeah... well i woke up today morning with a drive.. a drive to do something useful for the first time in the whole holidays. but i really did not know what to do.. so i decided to go online and chat with my buddies... so after an hour of chatting... i decided to stop as my back started aching and my fingers could not really type as well as they did an hour before..
so i had this embarassing encounter with this fish guy at the market yesterday.. my mum told me to get some chicken for dinner tht night.. so i set off looking for the nicest looking dead chickens in the market.. till i saw some... so it was crowded and i could not really get to the chicken stall so i decided to ask the fish guy beside it.. so i was like 'erm, could i get 2 kg of that?' and i pointed to the chickens.. the fish guy looked at me and started cursing.. so i looked carefully and realised tht there was actually a stupid WALL seperating the 2 stalls... i mean like... a stall could sell both chicken and fish at the same time right???? so was i to blame for tht moment of stupidity?? i guess not...so consoling myself with that thought.. i pushed my way past sweaty market commuters (i was one myself) and got the god damn chickens...
so passing on the poultry topics.... i really got nothing more to say.. so see u guys.. have an awesome day ahead.. and please tag me...look at that miserable piece of shit! ->
oh well.. seeu guys..
p.s dont u guys ever wonder whehter p.s stood for plaza singapura?

I AM BATTING FOR THE SAME SIDE NOW!

2006-11-07T14:39:00.000+08:00

hello friends.. here i am again.. wondering whether this update in this blog would actually make sense.... i have been wondering..... after looking at all my previous ( too nonsensical blogs), whether i actually have a thing called a brain in my colossal body.. yeah. i am not sure whether i spelled colossal correctly... so if i did spell it wrongly... please correct me..
so.. my heading says that i am batting for the same side now.. nope i am not talking about baseball here, although it does come in somewhere in the picture... it all started ystd.. i was watching some baseball league and the yankees were beating some stupid gay team by a small margin when i was disturbed by a phonecall.. so i picked up and said.. hello.. and then i realised as the world came crashing down,, that i would not really be realising anything if the world really did come crashing down. that i could actually be called gay.. (gasps!)
now thts a big surprise..so i decided to go and test myself on how girly i was in an online test. and i realised tht i was 36 percent girly which was about 2 percent more then a certain girl name beatrice ong zhong yi. and i realised the terrible truth.. i was 36 percent gay!... and this meant that i had another 64 percent to play with... and since i am about 28 percent childish and 2 percent mature.. it meant that i was only 34 percent straight! which means that i am 2 percent more gay than i am straight!! yeah.. i realised it.. so to those u called me gay over the years.. you guys would be happy to know tht i will not be able to use the metrosexual excuse anymore.....
i have came out into the light. yeah.. the LIGHT...man.. this is bad. this is the one time in my life that i have not been able to come out with a totally cock and bull story to get myself out of a tight situation.. and this situation is seriously tight!( no pun intended)

oh well.. i shall go now until i reach another great f***ing realisation... man.. i am one sad guy..tsk tsk.. bye friends.
p.s this update was not written by martin.. it was by his OTHER SELF..

RAINING LAUDRY WATER

2006-11-04T00:11:00.000+08:00

hey guys.. today was definitely an irritating day.. i was sent to do some errands for my auntie today and i went with a good heart, being the absolute angel and hoping to get some money out of it. but as i was walking to my aunties house, i suddenly got splashed by a stream of really black and cold water... due to my momentary shock, i did not realise tht another stream of water was coming down and i was totally drenched by the time the second stream of cursed water touched my head. i looked up expecting at least a sorry from whoever that thought tht it was a good time to be flinging water out of the window but instead i heard a stream of hokkien words followed by a few laughs and by the time i knew it, the window was closed shut as if there wasnt an occupant in the flat at all.. dam that evil bitch... i hoped that the black water meant that her clothes had colour ran and with that hope, i walked home. suddenly feeling much happier.
passing on water topics, the meeting at church today was totally boring and i spent 2 hours in a super cold room seriously wondering whether my bladder could really take anymore torture..i did want to relieve myself but it was kinda dark and i was kinda scared. so i decided to hold it...although the dead look on my face showed it all.. but after relieving my really full bladder and thawing myself in the warm singapore air, i decided to eat supper! the egg pratas were superb. and the thought of wonderful japanese anime filled my mind as i was walking home. although i reached home late and missed the whole wonderful episode of inuyasha, i felt good cause i had just burst the hugest most colossal pimple on my face.. it would have been a tsunami if i was an ant.. the whole mirror was filled with wonderful yellow pus and blood.. and i had a hard time cleaning up.. its a wonder how much blood a thing of about 4 cm could hold..
oh well i was talking to cheryl tan today and i realised how inferior i felt to her.. i did not even dare to race her.. cause the chance that she might win me is always there and i did not want to take another banana smoothie down my pants.. oh well.. some girls just nvr give up... what can i say..
thts all for this absolute dumb day and i hope tht u guys would either feel sad for me or even feel just a tad entertained by what i had just shared. haha. take care world.. welcome sleep!
p.s. the pimple wasnt that huge

WORK IS A BORE

2006-11-01T00:02:00.000+08:00

Hey guys, i am back after a 5 day stint at john littles specialist centre. i don even get why they call it the specialist centre. Firstly, it kinda small compared to the other john littles all over singapore and secondly the people working in it seem to take either malay or hokkien as their national language.
So i was standing in the cargo lift on monday trying my best to manage a carton of really heavy metal pieces.. not that i was complaining or anything but it was really heavy and i could have sworn that there was a really big ungly insect thing looking at me. yeah tht insect thought it was hilarious to see me struggle. yeah, but he does not know he is the one thats gonna get squashed sooner or later. oh well, till that fateful day, laugh away insect asshole. haha and adding to that, a large grp of malay guys came in and started laughing. they began to talk in a long string of really hard to understand malay and one guy actually pointed at me. i was wondering whether there was something on my face till i finally realised the truth, my fly was kinda halfway down. okay maybe 3 quarters of the way down.
ooh well, moving on to more wonderful topics.. i was at topman the other day and i totally coveted a black coloured pair of really nice and sexy skinny jeans. it was so sexy tht i had to try it and realised that the only time which i would feel comfortable in it would be when i was wearing really thin underwear so as to avoid the subject of a sweaty ass.
anyway. if u guys want to surprise me, i promise i will act surprised!
nah i am kidding, well i am 250 dollars richer and i am one job down. i hope to get at least 2 other jobs and earn my keep for the stupid hols. and then spend it once i get it and worry about the money for xmas presents another day.. speaking of which X MAS IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER! and orchard road would be once again be filled with the christmas spirit and the constant worry of whether the stupid reindeer tht is hanging on the ERP would drop and demolish at least 2 cars that was unlucky enough to be under it.. and shopping centres with huge christmas trees which would start to make u wonder how in the world did the guys who built it find ladders long enough to reach the top and place that very gold angel on top of it...
oh well, wonders of the world. anyway, till nxt time.
p.s dont u all love x mas. ahhh!

ITS ALL IN THE MOUTH

2006-10-24T00:14:00.000+08:00

Today was monthy toothbrush changing day at my house and man was it a hustle. i followed my mum to ever trusty cold storage and bought 5 new colgate total toothbrush to make sure that every single individual in my family could wake up with their mouths smelling of insect killing morning breath but go out one hour later with their mouths freshly brushed. haha..
Anyway, i am sitting here blogging and relieving a particularly happy 2 mins when i was sitting in the bus and this absolutely hot girl turned and smiled at me.. her teeth were shown and the most amazingly shiny braces shone at my face, it was like a calling into heaven.. i returned the smile with my own mega watt smile (crooked teeth and all) and then realised that she was actually smiling at a little baby behind me.. man i felt stupid. so i decided to hide my really red face and sank as low as i could into the seat..
well, on much more less embarassing things, i decided that if i was gay i would crush on QUINN ( from the used) only after much deliberation did i decide this as there ae many hot individuals out there and he definitely comes out at the top...
so now as i sit here wondering how to end this extremely hard to end blog, i decided to pick at my leg scabs, i did eventually manage to get rid of 2 of them but that resulted in massive bleeding and i had to go wash my stupid leg so as to make sure that my mums stupid kiwi cleeened floor would still stay kiwi cleened and not be polluted my disgusting blood... i wanted to say enzymes but i was not entirely sure that enzymes are found in blood.. haha.
anyway.. till the next time i have some stupid question to answer or some stupid theory that i want to justify. take care my beloved friends. hah.
p.s i am only attracted to braced girls whom i dont know. HAHA.

INTERNATIONAL PLEA TO STOP MRT JUMPERS.

2006-10-17T23:22:00.000+08:00

hi again my dear dear friends.. many things have happened since i last blogged.. yeah.. i am not kidding.. for one.. i was at kovan mrt station yesterday, and since my poor ez link card was not working, i decided to jump in.. so i pretended to fall in.. all went well and i thought that i could get away with just a minor bruise on my butt.. but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. someone had to see me so i was called up and brought to the ever dilligent green man.. where i was made to sit for the worst 5 mins of my day.. i did think i was going to get fined at least 500 dollars but he just said.. dont do that and take care.. huh??? so u see friends.. they are actually nice people too.. with nice red hearts beneath that really ugly shirt.. so lets give them a chance.. but please don jump into stations and test their patience.. cause tht would just be dumb... and it takes a lot for a dumb person to give smart advice..
yeah so on other topics.. i had a really bad day today.. i vommited very happily frm morning to night and made my presence known in at least 8 significant places in my aunts house.. it was lucky she was in a good mood.. or i would not be here telling u anything.. yeah.. so passing on that topic... do not drink coke light at night.. cause it would make u fart alot! i am serious.. there is a serious mixture of really foul gases here and i am not talking about oxygen.. if only u guys could smell it.. oh well i shall leave u guys here.. take care friends.... see u
p.s. i only fart at night.. i am fine during day time.

N LEVELS ARE OVER. BYE IDIOT BOOKS

2006-10-09T21:30:00.001+08:00

Hey guys.. sorry for the really long absence for the computerized world.. but u see, the truth is.. i have been studying really hard for my n levels... and now am taking my well deserved rest. haha.. i was watching the amazing race a while ago and it was really inspiring how people could say well done and way to go even though they are being attacked by those bloodsucking mosquitoes every now and then.. and i wonder, how much would it take for a person to say well done and way to go to me?? if anybody did, i would probably go crazy and tell the person tht i loved them but they would most probably look at me with a disgusted face and say' euu, have u seen urself lately?' depressing stuff aye?
anyway on newer and much faker topics.. people have suddenly taken to calling me girl.. haha.. HOW FAKE IS THAT? ahhaha ok maybe a part of it is true.. but thts just my metrosexual side.. even big muscled smelly armpitted wrestlers do feel as if they would like to fit into tight nipple showing shirts from time to time. but instead of noticing their nipples, u cant help but wonder how in the world did someone so big fit into something so small.. well i can answer tht.. it is called the mysteries of the world.
anyway.. on other topics.... did u know i grew like 4cm?!?! i mean like whoooa.. haha.. but i was walking down the street alongside park mall when i realised a bunch of really straight haired girls who were wearing really pink stuff.. from socks to shoes..... yeah. 1 point to those who can guess what i am talking about.. yep but back to tht grp of girls.. they were wearing really low pants and i saw some orange peeking out.. i mean.. since when did orange go well with pink!!!! hello! thts so last summer! and yeah.. i got nothing else to say.. dam.. till next..
p.s: i don go around looking at straight haired pink shirted girls asses. haha

N LEVELS ARE OVER. BYE IDIOT BOOKS

2006-10-09T21:30:00.000+08:00

BUTTS MAKE U FART.

2006-08-25T15:17:00.000+08:00

Hi guys, my prelims are finally done and i am sure that i am gonna fail it... why do they have to make it so hard, i mean its like day light torture of students aged 15 and above.. but apart from that, i was doing my physics paper very happily yesterday till the unimaginable happened, my physics teacher walked past me and i swore she farted.. and it was one of those cute farts which sounded like u covered ur mouth with ur hands and blew really lightly. and did i tell you that it smelled really bad... like as if someone ate a large bowl of garlic and burped the true essence of garlic into you somewhat sensitive nose... haha.. ok i know tht this sounds sick.. but this is actually what i call a worldwide plea to teachers who fart during exams.. do not fart when students are doing prelims.. please... they could have had farted anytime from the time they got home till the time that the prelims started but they chose to fart in the middle of all the genius minds present among them.. the treacherous people.. anyway..i don really have anything to say now.. except to ask you guys to fart in the dark corners of ur room.. do what i do, i fart into my cupboard.. so i only suffer.. so if my clothes smell bad, its not tht i did not wash it.. its just the remaining smell of a good pizza which i ate ystd.. yeap... haha.. take care guys.. till next time
(p.s: the teacher was really hot.. dammit...)

THE SUN MAKES ME HAPPY

2006-08-06T00:22:00.000+08:00

I am writing this in total disregard to my heading... as i usually do.. but anyway.. i have not blogged in at least 5 days now and i am feeling the tension.. no actually i am not.. i always let myself wonder how it would feel like if the world came to a total standstill and i was the only one left moving... tht would be bad.. it would be like.. armegeddon.. if thats how u spell it.. have u ever wondered whether u would still be able to feel after u are dead? or able to taste after ur tongue is cut off... the first question makes u think... the second question is actually a dumb one... so dont bother bout it.. haha.. so i was sitting at dinner bout 6 hours ago and i thought to myself while waiting for my prawn noodles.. when would my prawn noodles come? and then as if on cue, i turned around and there it was! of course there was someone carrying it.. but i told myself and said whoa u are psychic.. and then i felt really stupid cause i kinda forgotten to pay the guy and he was standing there with his hands outstretched for bout 3 mins.. talk about living the moment.. but other than tht, i had a totally wonderful dinner filled with noodles and prawns and stuff tht was inside the dish.. yeah.. see.. i am an intellectual guy... yes i think i am.. but then again.. only dumb idiots like me think before they eat.. others just dig right in... thts why our parents say dig in before we eat.. in case our minds wonder off and some dog comes and steal our food.. yeah.. life... wonderful thing.. filled with crap..
till next time.. see u!
p.s. i dont really know what i am saying... shit

MOVE OVER NEMO! MARTIN'S FOUND HOME!

2006-07-26T22:19:00.000+08:00

On the topic of dipping oneself into really cold water butt naked, we all think of one thing, yeah.. guessed as much.. skinny dipping.. but someone got me thinking.. do u call it skinny dipping when u are fat... no.. so tht brings me to my new invention.... yeah u guessed it... i have named it... ok since 'someone' got me thinking, WE have named it fatty dipping... ok u might ask what tht is.. but i cant really tell u as i really havent figured out what it meant myself... so till tht day comes i will not think about it anymore.. cause it really adds to the headache...
yeah and as a punishment for talking too much... i got conjunctivitis.. known to the common human as sore eyes.. yeah.. theres a bag filled with oh so gooey pus inside and i really cant wait to burst the little sucker up.. but the risk of getting sorer eyes is always there.. so i dont think i would do it..... i tried so hard to get a few more days off from school, but to no avail.. yeah dammit.. so i shall go to school tmr and create a sore eyes epidemic and be sued by parents all over singapore... tht'll get my parents thinking.. 'all we had to do was spend 4 dollars for a freaking mc and now i gotta go and spend millions of dollars for the damned lawsuits'.. yeah... thts bound to make them think.. oh yeah.. but being the nice son.. the one tht my parents wanted the day they thought about reproducing, i wont do tht... ahha.. imagine the presents i can get with the money.. oh yeah...
ok enough trash talk.. now lets talk trash.... oh i feel it.. yes it''s coming... TRASH! there we go.. its out...... ok i got nothing else to say now...my genius mind needs rest and i shall go and rest tht genius mind.. yes i will!
hey guys thanks for putting up with my crap... really... haha
p.s.. u dont really have to move over nemo.. we can share the sea!

A BEGINNING OF A NEW STYLE!

2006-07-21T23:16:00.000+08:00

HEYHO! hi... sorry for not blogging for so long.. but everyday when i feel like blogging.. i suddenly lose the inspiration.. it just goes... like how sand flies away with wind.. like how a cat eats its cat food.. like how a dog chases it's tail.. yeah... every encounter in life leads to something else.
ok apart from being poetic, i would like to adress the next statement to those who have called me gay.. i am just quite gay.. not totally... haha.. u know.. as in my name is gay.. yeah.. i bet u have heard many gays called martin.. but thats the beauty of it.......... ok i don really see the beauty.. but i am still standing by what i said... i dont care... it hurt me very badly when i found out tht one of my facourite bands taking back sunday had gone mainstream.. i mean its like MAIN.. u know the underlying meaning of tht??? do u know waht this means????? they are going to be judged after they make one move... their lives judged by what they say or do... stories of them sleeping around.. that is so not cool... ok yeah.. maybe i am looking too much into it, which i am very sure i am.. but i cant help it.. yeah.. i am what people call an asswipe.. dammit
hahaha...
i would like to give condolences to those who have lost their books in a brave battle with rain.. as i have just lost my book to a place which i like to call hougang canal.. its really hard to be smart these days.. books are getting too slippery and i saw mine going on a journey.. and sailing through dangerous waters to find out who it really is..u might fine it very hard to believe tht i got so much feelings for studies... but this just means i am hardworking... yes i am....
okay no i am not... i will not lie again.,,
anyway.. thts all i gotta say today... till my next one.. bear with me!
love.
p.s. it was a social studies book.. yeah

WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN... HE SAYS SHES NOTHING AT ALL.

2006-07-02T23:42:00.000+08:00

HI! once again, i am sitting here in this boring room, just waiting to pass another afternoon and all that i can see is just another lemon tree... but today was the turning point of my life.. i was told i make sense.... (gasps!) in the middle of the busy hoo haa of our modern city life, have u ever realised that the only time when we think of what we really want is during meal times.. other times would just be a split second decision.. so it got me thinking, how do i get that moment of satisfaction tht would last me a hour, a day or even maybe a month???? and i got my answer.. it was a realisation that i never had.... but to keep the suspense going, i wont tell u.. hahahahahahaha...
have u ever realised the satisfaction after u have shit?
after u have ate?
after u have bought something that u wanted for so long?
after getting the person u love?
after doing things that i am not able to bring myself to type down?
how we all yearn for tht moment of love and joy, and how sad we feel when it never comes... sigh.. its a dam cold world... i am even coating lyrics from avril lavinge.. sorry avril....
anyway..i got nothing to say anymore.. so till the next time peeps...
satisfaction is something u should cherish
(and i bet u wont get it after u read this......!) BYE!

SORRY FOR NOT BLOGGING!

2006-06-22T00:22:00.000+08:00

Hey guys.. sorry for not blogging so long... haha. so i decided to blog now.. have u ever wondered why guys are the ones tht bare their tops and not girls.. well, after months of evaluation, i have to a conclusion.. its because guys like to do it... haha.. ok.. i know that did not make sense at all.. and someone just told me that i am stupid... but thats what u get after u are missing in action for like very long... so i decided to blog and become smart.. today was a dam tiring day.. i did not sleep very much and ended up going for a really funny mass at night.. the priest was hilarious, teaching us the roots of biology and sociology.. its quite wonderful how smart priests are sometimes..after that i had some floaty ice creamy thing at bongs house and it was simply delicious. i told myself that if i ever become a famous chef... this would be one of my creations.. but kids dream and for a kid like me, i know it will never happen... dam.. i will never know when the inspiration for blogging will come.. but till the next time inspiration inspires me, pls bear with my really boring blog.... ahha! see you!
p.s... i got a really bad infection in that place that u would not want to know
p.s... i am lying! haha.. see u!

THE JOY OF SHITTING AND LISTENING TO YOUR FAVOURITE SONG

2006-06-03T22:15:00.000+08:00

I woke up today morning... wondering what to do for the day.. when my mum told me it was family day...! so being the family man, i readily agreed and decided to go to the toilet to take my regular morning shit.... i was shitting happily when i heard the song 'the irony of dying on your birthday' by senses fail.. and then realized how much easier was it to shit.. dam it was good.. and therefore, that song has become my current favourite song now... so we celebrated my mums belated birthday today and it went quite well.. there were no disturbing strange calls and, and surprisingly my dad was patient! whoa.. sometimes i do think that growing older will help woth ur temper.. but then i always take back that thought after my dad flares up over really small unimportant things... like say my studies... but oh well, the man has his issues and i am a really stupid guy, so i cant really blame him for his moments of menopause... oh well.. i always wonder, why is there a thing called time.. it just restricts ur movements.... but screw that... as long as it stays 24 hours... i'll be happy.... so after asking all these questions.. and answering them, a man does get tired.... and have u ever wondered what blogging does for you?!?!?! it actually helps u improve on your composition.. so this is worldwide plea! USE YOUR COMPUTER.. IT HELPS! ok tht was seriously dumb... but coming from me it should be counted as smart! woo! see you guys.. take care

YEAH! WOO! YES! WOOHOO!

2006-05-27T23:19:00.000+08:00

Hi guys! thanks for coming to our gig ystd! it was so fun cause of u guys.... owe u much.. u can find the photos at our bands blog sameoldiference.blogspot.com. apart from the gig, i woke up today morning and picked up the papers, and realized it was the starting of.... THE GREAT SINGAPORE SALE! and i went shopping.. woo! i bought earphones and came back... so much for the GREAT part.. but oh well.. it lasts a month.. why doesn't green come in darker shade... if not i would have come back with something extra.. dammit.. haha.... somebody just told me i looked like a guy with really small ears.. u cant blame me for having those ears... its my cute factor... ahah... u can slap me if u want.. anytime! anyway.. going off now... thanks again for the support guys! love you!

DOTA IS FUN! I TAKE BACK WHAT IS I SAID

2006-05-24T22:18:00.000+08:00

In the world of lan, many of us prefer one game to another... but now i think dota rocks!!!!
apart from the fact that i was using a really cheap charcacter.. i still managed to die less then 10 times! woo!!!!!!!! happiness... hahah... and our very first third place gig is coming in less than 2 days... i am really dam nervous.. dammit.. please come and support us even if we do not play or sing in tune... just come and scream! hahaha.. ok out of point there.. but then again, i dont really know what i am saying...! dammit.. hahah.... anyway.. signing off.. till next time! p.s caracal rocks!

HELLO! GIG UPDATE!

2006-05-19T23:29:00.000+08:00

HELLO GUYS!
exams are finally over and i am nearly proud to tell u that i only passed 2 out of 6 subs...
dang! but then again.. studying hard is always in my ditionary... so next friday is our gig... please come?????? please?? details at sameoldifference's website... go and check please... oh yeah! the days are getting better now.. more sun.. only its getting really hot nowadays.. cant take it... i'm melting.. gosh.. but on cooler subjects.... there are such things called air conditioners! woo! the inventor is some smart guy... ok i got nothing to say alr... dammit.. hahah.. till next time!

MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER OR UP YOUR NOSE

2006-05-05T23:35:00.000+08:00

As quoted from taking back sunday, i got the first part of my heading from one of their songs.. haha.. yeah... no copyright allowed.. thts why i added the nose part.. yeah i know.. sick mind... yay.. today was a great day.. i did not do really well for my geog paper but still i went to play lan after that.. it was dam fun la.. although i got killed more times than i killed other people.. it was still worth the 4 dollars! and other than lan, i do other productive things.. for example, i moshed with my cupboard.. i had nothing else to do.. although it resulted in me getting like really big bruises on my knees.. it was still a good half an hour spent.. then i went to bongs house to discuss songs and then rushed to churc to serve mass.. see.. i am a very well organized guy.. ok yeah.. i'll stop... i am listening to the song miami by taking back sunday now and it somehow reminds me of really bad photography.. yeah.. don ask why... anyway... do u know the feeling of having nothing else to say???? well, i am having tht feeling now.. yeap.. till the next see u guys!

SNEEZE SOFTLY OR YOU'LL SNEEZE YOUR BRAIN OUT

2006-04-29T22:24:00.000+08:00

I dont know whats wrong with my heading... haha.. maybe its beacause i am having a really bad flu here.. now i know the importance of cleaning up the place.. i shall not slack in this area again! promise... anyway.. its saturday and i am not doing anything.. i am leading a really boring life... no more late night movies and stuff like that.. why?!?!?!??! but anyway... till somebody answers that question, i'll go on wondering..... tmr is sunday and i hope it'll be packed or i'll be left looking at my stupid maths book for the whole day... and come on, which teenager wants to study on a sunday?????? the lord said we were supposed to rest and keep it holy.. and studying is not a form of rest. nope its not.. its toture to all of our teenage minds.. please.. we are still young and we have a long way to go in our lives.. but thats crap actually... if i dont face torture now, i'll most probably be the one sewing ur clothes and fixing ur things.. so i still got to study... and look what the books made me do.. they are making me contradict myself.. its like biting my own ass.. hitting my own head... pulling my own hair.. ok yeah.. i'll stop.. anyway.. gtg now.. hope all of you guys have a good sunday.. and if its not good... i only got 1 solution for u.. since ur day is bad.. make it worse... go and study.

SHE HIT MY LITTLE ONES AND LEFT

2006-04-24T23:16:00.000+08:00

Many people might ask me.. if there is a sick meaning behind this headings... and i am not going to lie.. yes there is.. hahaha.. and then i will leave all of u in suspense.. people might say.. yucks martin.. u sick shit.. and then i will just tell myself... i am a sick shit.. so other than sick shit topics,, i got put on the obviously talking and definitely going to stay back list at school.. is it such a crime to talk and make noise.. this is what i call love for my gift of speech.. although it might be a bit vulgar.. but come on.. who does not swear.. we all do! i just do it a bit more... oh well..i gotta live with it.. in a world of angsty and troubled teenagers, anything could happen.. u might get hit by a lorry tommorow and die with a really stupid look on ur face..negativity is too negative.. why is it so?? cause we lives our lives in a world where deception and untruths triumphs over all good.. this may sound like a paragraph from star wars.. but its not.. anyway..i got nothing more to say!!!!!!!!!! trust in jesus and deception will be replaced by what we call LOVE!!!!!!!!! ok.. yeah... thanks.. bye

TO THOSE WHO HAVE NOT WORN UNDERWEAR IN A LONG TIME

2006-04-22T23:00:00.000+08:00

i am sitting in front of my computer right now thinking about stuff tht i havent thought about in a long time.. and i hit myself... like a hammer to the head.. and i got a question for all u guys... what would life be without underwear?? hah.. see.. it hit u too right... besides the loose baggage.. we would not be able to feel secure anymore.. the tragedy of the truth.. gosh.... oh and on cleaner topics.. today was a slacker day.. slacking since morning till night and like studying really hard.. people might laugh when they see the word studying.. but i do study!!!! is tht wrong.. i am trying to be smart... but then again.. long time till i achieve it.. dammit... oh oh oh.. i realized something.. my great realization for the season of lent... LIES SPOIL THE WORLD!... so let us stop lying and i will set a good example.. no this is not a joke..haha i'm serious.. till my next post!
p.s: you can lie once in a while!

THE WORD IS NOT A WORD TILL U SAY THE WORD

2006-04-19T22:54:00.000+08:00

When people talk about crappy headlines, i think my headings are always one of the lamest... i doont even get them myself.. sometimes, i wonder to myself.. if i wasn't lame, what would i be? people say that i would be a really boring guy.. others say tht.. lame is my name and without the lame, i would just be martin... anyway.. i was bored one day and thought to myself.. if the day came and i was forced to be like someone else.. i think i would..
anyway.. today was a sucker day.. got detention tomorrow.. i hate it.. dammit.. till the next time then!

YAY! I GOT A PHOTO!

2006-04-18T23:05:00.000+08:00

I FEEL GOOD! damm.. it was a good day... and on the brightest topic.. i got another photo.... hahaha.. YEAH! i must say.. bong is a really good computer designer. he might actually make a fortune man.. whoa... i must give him the props for this man.. have u seen the photo??? works of a genius! it really rocks..
and on other topics.. school was a rocker today, i slept through the whole day and only payed attention during social studies, haha.. i know i am too much.. pls slap me the next time you see me....
and SOD has their gig coming up on te 26th of may at third place!!! please do come and support! it is on a friday! i hope all of u can make it... give us any comments u deem fit for us.. we will accept it.. no matter how painstakingly hard it is for us to do so... anyway, cherio! may god dwell in your hearts

HEYHO! LET'S GO!!!

2006-04-17T22:18:00.000+08:00

HELLO! haha.. it's actually been some time since i last blogged... oh well, i needed some inspiration and finally.. I GOT IT! so.. easter just passed and i spent it well! haha.. i got many easter eggs and stuff.... and i played my first praise and worship for post con.. and i think it went well.. at least i did not do anything stupid... i was just wondering, what would my sundays be without post con and i got my answer.. it would be really boring.. yeah.. and i realized that i did not post any pictures for a really long time.. sorry bout that.. cause the thing is.. i havent really been taking pictures.. dammit.. promise there will be some posted soon though! oh and today was monday and i did not go to school! i mean that just rocked my socks off.. thats like erm.. 4 days of wonderful holiday! hahaha.. i slept all my sleepless nights away! yeah.. and tomorrow is tuesday. dammit.. school again.. oh well.. guess i got to take it.. if not life would not really be called life wouldn't it?? anyway! till my next post!

PULL OUT LEAVES AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD

2006-04-10T22:32:00.000+08:00

SOMETIMES, i just do not know whats up with my titles.. haha.. dammit, its monday again and i am not feeling school mood at all.. anyway.. i got sent out of class today.. and why???? why ??? u might ask me that question... but lets just say i opened up my mouth at a really wrong time.. but on really better topics, easter is coming! means easter eggs! and bunnies and anything that u could make out of chocolate.. yay! hahahaha.. and that means we are gonna be happy people very soon.. hahah.. i should start some kind of easter countdown! anyway, i need help with our new song!!! and its not going too well!!! oh well.. till the next post!

PADDLE POP! SUPER TASTY YUMMY!

2006-04-06T22:50:00.000+08:00

I seem to be blgging everyday man.. why?!??!! because i am really bored.. i think there is something wrong with me.. i seem to think too much. oh well.. shall not enter the world of hallucinations though.. i just got my pocket money! yay!.. which means at least 4 days of luxurious spending for anything that is below 3 dollars! woo! I just realized something.. my post always has nothing to do with my heading.. so i decided to make a change! a sudden change that no one will expect.. i shall have my post connected to the heading that i've chosen for the day! PADDLE POP ROCKS! although i haven't had it in the while i can still imagine what it tastes like.. although i know its wrong to lust after smooth ice creamy ice cream.. i cant help myself..! tmr is friday people.. a glorious weekend ahead that may be full of sun! woohoo! shiok.. but then again, it might rain.. oh screw tht! weekend is here! ENJOY!! see u guys!

CLOSE MY EYES AND COUNT TO TEN

2006-04-05T23:02:00.000+08:00

We all try to live in a world where laughter never ceases... hahaha.. that sure sounds hippy! hahaha.. as quoted from one of my friends! anyway, today was a very rainy day.. i was about to go for mass and i was dressed in jeans and a t-shirt, all dry and nice.. and guess what happened!!!!! this really nice car just drove past me! and then sprayed water all over my jeans.. i was like 'WHAT THE HELL!'.... but then i forgave him as i am such a forgiving guy and went on... yeah.. i am the guy who u splash water on! dammit.. haha.. on cleaner topics.. i passed maths for the first freaking time of my whole secondary school life... (applause please)... woo! but it was an easy topic and if i had failed i would be counted as a really really stupid guy..well, people say u gotta be young and dumb to become old and wise.. in my case, i was young and dumb and now i am older and dumber! oh well.. i'm bored to bits.. chatting to my online buddies and blogging as usual! till the next time i get a strong urge to post! i i will post... see u!

DECK THE HALLS WITH STRINGS OF TWISTIES!

2006-04-03T22:28:00.000+08:00

YAY! ahahha.. I just came back from penetential service and man! do i feel free! ahaahha.. anyway, today was a really sleepy day for me.. i had like 5 and a half hours of school and i slept through 3 of them..and if any of the montfortian heads are reading this, i am lying! seriously... someone just told me the cold hard truth about myself.... they said i was a guy who does not know what i want! i mean like what the hell la.. i decide to get up in the morning and brush my teeth and do all my daily morning essentials.. and they say i do not know what i want! but anyway.. on cleaner topics... i did not study today... shit.. and i have to pass up homework tommorow.. school's too much.. how i wish i can step on all my books and burn every single page and not wake up the next day regretting it.. they say being an adult is tough.. but they did not get algebra and propaganda when they were 16! dammit! history wasn't enough.. they had to intoduce social studies.. i hate school... oh well.. i currently dropped my phone 4 times since i got it.. ahaha.. anyway.. i got nothing more to say.. see you guys.. till my next post.. woot!

WHOA!!

2006-04-02T22:44:00.000+08:00

Hello guys! It was a good day today, the only thing was, someone told me i was a lame and childish woman.. WOMAN!!! do i look like a woman??? they said i was supposed to be born a girl! so insulting!!!!!!!! so therefore, i decided to go to extreme measures to correct the stuff bout me being a woman.. i shall not cross my legs anymore!! Anyway, on lighter topics, i was supposed to insult someone on my post today but i cant bring myself to do it cause i am such a nice guy.. so i wont... hahha.. oh, i laughed when i saw a dead bird today.. does that make me somewhat sadistic??? yes it does.. the tragic truth.. oh well, on even lighter topics, i am going to school tomorrow! woo!!!!!! ok i'll just shut up now.. oh yes.,,,, please tag me!!!!!! i am a desperate guy! don't think dirty! till next time. happy april the next day after april fools!

APRIL'S FOOL!!!!!

2006-04-01T22:23:00.000+08:00

HI! ahahha.. Its april fool's day! HAHAHA! and i am feeling all hyper and excited.. not because of all the wrong and dirty reasons u guys are thinking about.. but for clean and pure incentives... for example, p&w session today went fairly well. and altar boys meeting and dinner and everything.. everyone is in such a jovial mood! hahaha.. like as if it was christmas! hahaha APRIL FOOL!!!!!! hahaha.. okay, i'm sorry.. i just realized how lame that was, pls forgive me for that.. i shall not crack another lame joke today! oh look! the time is 10.32pm! so i only cant make another lame joke for 1 hour and 28 mins! ok sorry.. dammit la.. why do i always go back to my lame self! maturity for me, seems so far far away.. oh well! till the day comes!!!!! yeah guys.. till my next post! HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!

DAMMIT!

2006-03-30T22:37:00.000+08:00

DAMMIT! I DUNNO HOW TO LINK PEOPLE! among all the stupid things i do, i think that this is one of the more stupid things... i don't even know how to link people.. speaking about stupidity... well i certainly fall under the catergory.. today was dam boring! although its like thursday and all, and we are suppose to be looking towards the weekend... but it was super boring..! hahha.. on lighter topics, i need something to do really soon as i am like swimming in my drool now and probably will come out smelling like as if i haven't bathed in a few years.. but i do bathe.. yes i do.. haha.. oh well.. someone please pull me out of this boredom and i will give u sweets..! yes i will! till next time guys!

boredom sucks.. photo time!

2006-03-29T22:51:00.000+08:00

NICHOLAS BONG, IRWIN GOH, GARY LIM, MARTIN PILLAY AND BRENDAN D'SOUZA

YAY!

2006-03-28T20:28:00.000+08:00

HELLO GUYS! I just did something stupid, i deleted the whole of my former post. Dammit. but don worry, here's another one! haha.. I had freaking detention today morning and it sucked cause i had to write I MUST NOT SING LOUDLY IN CLASS ANYMORE for freaking 100 times! Oh the humiliation! But then again, not the first time and certainly won't be the last.... I just learned that i had to try to learn a song which i can't even sing... The first note is probably the highest note i can ever dream of reaching in my career of being a vocalist.. But oh well, lucky my band members were understanding, if not i would not be able to hide the shame cause my face would become as red as a baboon's backside.. not that i go around looking at baboons backsides. I AM NOT A SICK BOY!!!!! But of course, many people think otherwise... and of course, i am not perfect.. Dammit. the torture perfectionists have to go through. oh well! I have no more words to say.. till the next post!!!