MOVE OVER NEMO! MARTIN'S FOUND HOME!

On the topic of dipping oneself into really cold water butt naked, we all think of one thing, yeah.. guessed as much.. skinny dipping.. but someone got me thinking.. do u call it skinny dipping when u are fat... no.. so tht brings me to my new invention.... yeah u guessed it... i have named it... ok since 'someone' got me thinking, WE have named it fatty dipping... ok u might ask what tht is.. but i cant really tell u as i really havent figured out what it meant myself... so till tht day comes i will not think about it anymore.. cause it really adds to the headache...
yeah and as a punishment for talking too much... i got conjunctivitis.. known to the common human as sore eyes.. yeah.. theres a bag filled with oh so gooey pus inside and i really cant wait to burst the little sucker up.. but the risk of getting sorer eyes is always there.. so i dont think i would do it..... i tried so hard to get a few more days off from school, but to no avail.. yeah dammit.. so i shall go to school tmr and create a sore eyes epidemic and be sued by parents all over singapore... tht'll get my parents thinking.. 'all we had to do was spend 4 dollars for a freaking mc and now i gotta go and spend millions of dollars for the damned lawsuits'.. yeah... thts bound to make them think.. oh yeah.. but being the nice son.. the one tht my parents wanted the day they thought about reproducing, i wont do tht... ahha.. imagine the presents i can get with the money.. oh yeah...
ok enough trash talk.. now lets talk trash.... oh i feel it.. yes it''s coming... TRASH! there we go.. its out...... ok i got nothing else to say now...my genius mind needs rest and i shall go and rest tht genius mind.. yes i will!
hey guys thanks for putting up with my crap... really... haha
p.s.. u dont really have to move over nemo.. we can share the sea!