BUTTS MAKE U FART.

Hi guys, my prelims are finally done and i am sure that i am gonna fail it... why do they have to make it so hard, i mean its like day light torture of students aged 15 and above.. but apart from that, i was doing my physics paper very happily yesterday till the unimaginable happened, my physics teacher walked past me and i swore she farted.. and it was one of those cute farts which sounded like u covered ur mouth with ur hands and blew really lightly. and did i tell you that it smelled really bad... like as if someone ate a large bowl of garlic and burped the true essence of garlic into you somewhat sensitive nose... haha.. ok i know tht this sounds sick.. but this is actually what i call a worldwide plea to teachers who fart during exams.. do not fart when students are doing prelims.. please... they could have had farted anytime from the time they got home till the time that the prelims started but they chose to fart in the middle of all the genius minds present among them.. the treacherous people.. anyway..i don really have anything to say now.. except to ask you guys to fart in the dark corners of ur room.. do what i do, i fart into my cupboard.. so i only suffer.. so if my clothes smell bad, its not tht i did not wash it.. its just the remaining smell of a good pizza which i ate ystd.. yeap... haha.. take care guys.. till next time
(p.s: the teacher was really hot.. dammit...)