INTERNATIONAL PLEA TO STOP MRT JUMPERS.

hi again my dear dear friends.. many things have happened since i last blogged.. yeah.. i am not kidding.. for one.. i was at kovan mrt station yesterday, and since my poor ez link card was not working, i decided to jump in.. so i pretended to fall in.. all went well and i thought that i could get away with just a minor bruise on my butt.. but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. someone had to see me so i was called up and brought to the ever dilligent green man.. where i was made to sit for the worst 5 mins of my day.. i did think i was going to get fined at least 500 dollars but he just said.. dont do that and take care.. huh??? so u see friends.. they are actually nice people too.. with nice red hearts beneath that really ugly shirt.. so lets give them a chance.. but please don jump into stations and test their patience.. cause tht would just be dumb... and it takes a lot for a dumb person to give smart advice..
yeah so on other topics.. i had a really bad day today.. i vommited very happily frm morning to night and made my presence known in at least 8 significant places in my aunts house.. it was lucky she was in a good mood.. or i would not be here telling u anything.. yeah.. so passing on that topic... do not drink coke light at night.. cause it would make u fart alot! i am serious.. there is a serious mixture of really foul gases here and i am not talking about oxygen.. if only u guys could smell it.. oh well i shall leave u guys here.. take care friends.... see u
p.s. i only fart at night.. i am fine during day time.