EARLY SUNDAY MORNING LITTLE SHITS

Sunday morning wind is blowing, little shits everywhere! anyway, ystd was an awesome sunday.. i woke up in the morning feeling really skinny and rather sexy so i thought i could fit into my oh so tight shirt without any difficulty, and yeah i did, but there was one little problem, my nipples were hard due to the really cold winds blowing around and they stuck out like little lollipops.... not like as if i had a problem with tht but it was kinda obvious, and i felt tht if i didn't do sth about it, my nipples would have been pinched at least 10 times by the time night falls, so feeling really vulnerable i had to resort to really desperate measures.
so after sitting there for like 5 mins i decided to use scotch tape to tape the little assholes down, but then like bong called, and not wanting to sound gay, i told him i was taking a crap and i would head out in like 5 mins, and being as late as i alr was, i decided to just roll deodrant over the little suckers and head out and miraculously, petey and pauley derected.. hallelujah.. yeah, so i have nothing left to say and guys, if ever u feel the need of derecting ur nipples, just give me a call, i swear i will help... promise
p.s. i am so not allowed to swear...