I AM BATTING FOR THE SAME SIDE NOW!
hello friends.. here i am again.. wondering whether this update in this blog would actually make sense.... i have been wondering..... after looking at all my previous ( too nonsensical blogs), whether i actually have a thing called a brain in my colossal body.. yeah. i am not sure whether i spelled colossal correctly... so if i did spell it wrongly... please correct me..
so.. my heading says that i am batting for the same side now.. nope i am not talking about baseball here, although it does come in somewhere in the picture... it all started ystd.. i was watching some baseball league and the yankees were beating some stupid gay team by a small margin when i was disturbed by a phonecall.. so i picked up and said.. hello.. and then i realised as the world came crashing down,, that i would not really be realising anything if the world really did come crashing down. that i could actually be called gay.. (gasps!)
now thts a big surprise..so i decided to go and test myself on how girly i was in an online test. and i realised tht i was 36 percent girly which was about 2 percent more then a certain girl name beatrice ong zhong yi. and i realised the terrible truth.. i was 36 percent gay!... and this meant that i had another 64 percent to play with... and since i am about 28 percent childish and 2 percent mature.. it meant that i was only 34 percent straight! which means that i am 2 percent more gay than i am straight!! yeah.. i realised it.. so to those u called me gay over the years.. you guys would be happy to know tht i will not be able to use the metrosexual excuse anymore.....
i have came out into the light. yeah.. the LIGHT...man.. this is bad. this is the one time in my life that i have not been able to come out with a totally cock and bull story to get myself out of a tight situation.. and this situation is seriously tight!( no pun intended)
oh well.. i shall go now until i reach another great f***ing realisation... man.. i am one sad guy..tsk tsk.. bye friends.
p.s this update was not written by martin.. it was by his OTHER SELF..
so.. my heading says that i am batting for the same side now.. nope i am not talking about baseball here, although it does come in somewhere in the picture... it all started ystd.. i was watching some baseball league and the yankees were beating some stupid gay team by a small margin when i was disturbed by a phonecall.. so i picked up and said.. hello.. and then i realised as the world came crashing down,, that i would not really be realising anything if the world really did come crashing down. that i could actually be called gay.. (gasps!)
now thts a big surprise..so i decided to go and test myself on how girly i was in an online test. and i realised tht i was 36 percent girly which was about 2 percent more then a certain girl name beatrice ong zhong yi. and i realised the terrible truth.. i was 36 percent gay!... and this meant that i had another 64 percent to play with... and since i am about 28 percent childish and 2 percent mature.. it meant that i was only 34 percent straight! which means that i am 2 percent more gay than i am straight!! yeah.. i realised it.. so to those u called me gay over the years.. you guys would be happy to know tht i will not be able to use the metrosexual excuse anymore.....
i have came out into the light. yeah.. the LIGHT...man.. this is bad. this is the one time in my life that i have not been able to come out with a totally cock and bull story to get myself out of a tight situation.. and this situation is seriously tight!( no pun intended)
oh well.. i shall go now until i reach another great f***ing realisation... man.. i am one sad guy..tsk tsk.. bye friends.
p.s this update was not written by martin.. it was by his OTHER SELF..
posted by martin at 2:39 PM
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