WORK IS A BORE
Hey guys, i am back after a 5 day stint at john littles specialist centre. i don even get why they call it the specialist centre. Firstly, it kinda small compared to the other john littles all over singapore and secondly the people working in it seem to take either malay or hokkien as their national language.
So i was standing in the cargo lift on monday trying my best to manage a carton of really heavy metal pieces.. not that i was complaining or anything but it was really heavy and i could have sworn that there was a really big ungly insect thing looking at me. yeah tht insect thought it was hilarious to see me struggle. yeah, but he does not know he is the one thats gonna get squashed sooner or later. oh well, till that fateful day, laugh away insect asshole. haha and adding to that, a large grp of malay guys came in and started laughing. they began to talk in a long string of really hard to understand malay and one guy actually pointed at me. i was wondering whether there was something on my face till i finally realised the truth, my fly was kinda halfway down. okay maybe 3 quarters of the way down.
ooh well, moving on to more wonderful topics.. i was at topman the other day and i totally coveted a black coloured pair of really nice and sexy skinny jeans. it was so sexy tht i had to try it and realised that the only time which i would feel comfortable in it would be when i was wearing really thin underwear so as to avoid the subject of a sweaty ass.
anyway. if u guys want to surprise me, i promise i will act surprised!
nah i am kidding, well i am 250 dollars richer and i am one job down. i hope to get at least 2 other jobs and earn my keep for the stupid hols. and then spend it once i get it and worry about the money for xmas presents another day.. speaking of which X MAS IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER! and orchard road would be once again be filled with the christmas spirit and the constant worry of whether the stupid reindeer tht is hanging on the ERP would drop and demolish at least 2 cars that was unlucky enough to be under it.. and shopping centres with huge christmas trees which would start to make u wonder how in the world did the guys who built it find ladders long enough to reach the top and place that very gold angel on top of it...
oh well, wonders of the world. anyway, till nxt time.
p.s dont u all love x mas. ahhh!
So i was standing in the cargo lift on monday trying my best to manage a carton of really heavy metal pieces.. not that i was complaining or anything but it was really heavy and i could have sworn that there was a really big ungly insect thing looking at me. yeah tht insect thought it was hilarious to see me struggle. yeah, but he does not know he is the one thats gonna get squashed sooner or later. oh well, till that fateful day, laugh away insect asshole. haha and adding to that, a large grp of malay guys came in and started laughing. they began to talk in a long string of really hard to understand malay and one guy actually pointed at me. i was wondering whether there was something on my face till i finally realised the truth, my fly was kinda halfway down. okay maybe 3 quarters of the way down.
ooh well, moving on to more wonderful topics.. i was at topman the other day and i totally coveted a black coloured pair of really nice and sexy skinny jeans. it was so sexy tht i had to try it and realised that the only time which i would feel comfortable in it would be when i was wearing really thin underwear so as to avoid the subject of a sweaty ass.
anyway. if u guys want to surprise me, i promise i will act surprised!
nah i am kidding, well i am 250 dollars richer and i am one job down. i hope to get at least 2 other jobs and earn my keep for the stupid hols. and then spend it once i get it and worry about the money for xmas presents another day.. speaking of which X MAS IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER! and orchard road would be once again be filled with the christmas spirit and the constant worry of whether the stupid reindeer tht is hanging on the ERP would drop and demolish at least 2 cars that was unlucky enough to be under it.. and shopping centres with huge christmas trees which would start to make u wonder how in the world did the guys who built it find ladders long enough to reach the top and place that very gold angel on top of it...
oh well, wonders of the world. anyway, till nxt time.
p.s dont u all love x mas. ahhh!
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