GREAT TASTES COMES IN REALLY SMALL PACKAGES
Hello guys.. yeah, i'm back and i am ready to drone off another totally senseless and really dumb blog.. uh huh.. so what does my heading mean? hmm? i would have added an upwards arrow but i dont really get the smiley and like symbols and stupid thingy stuff.. so just look at the heading.. yeah.. great tastes comes in really small packages are so because.. for example.. coke light has zero calories and it tastes oh sooooo good.. although it does not have calories resulting in no weight increase which is good for most of us... for those of us who wanna put on weight.. then go for the ever great and wonderful red coke.. which tastes abit sweeter but oh so much gassier..
Moving on.. i was watching south park today and i realised tht i was never ever tht vulgar when i was an innocent eight yr old boy.. those guys are like so over the top! okay.. maybe tht was the occasional god dammit and like that really rare fuck... but i could swear tht i never used words like donkey ball sucker or like motherfucking fat pussy.. yeah.. my vocabulary was really limited then.. i mean like those assholes just has to walk past a kitchen blender to come out ' i'd blend ur nuts in tht kitchen blender'.. man.. kids now are really really vulgar.. but oh well who knows? maybe when u come one on one with a really big bully or like someone who wants to rape u.. maybe all u have to do is like 'F*** off u motherf***ing donkey sucker!' and he will either run away or u would most probably either get raped or bullied?? lets all opt for option number one.. if u opt for option 2 there is something wrong with you.. go check ur brains u self mutilating asshole!
Ok so now since i am done with those formal vulgarities, lets move on to some sweet chick stuff.. yeah.. i was watching this chick flick...yours mine and ours.. okay this isnt really chick i guess? but it's like a family orientated show so i guess its like chick? i mean like how do u define a chick flick? must it be like a movie chalk block full of high school girls having sex almost every other day? with either really hot quarterbacks or centre forward?? i personally find tht sick.. i dont really classify big bulky guys with sweat and dirt all over their face who shout 'hike hike' every few 5 mins under sexy... yeah... ANYWAY.. i just realised tht this doesnt really cover the topic of sweet chick stuff.. so when i actually do have an rough idea on what sweet chick stuff really means.. then i would cover the topic once again..
Yeah, so every blog has a prologue and an epilogue.. and i guess this is the epilogue... of this entry at least.. uh huh.. so guys... i have decided to have like an interactive blog.. like if u have any constructive criticism or just any random lame or stupid thing u wanna get off ur chest.. just tag it all down and i will blog about it when i read it.. and if i like forget.. then tag me again.. haha.cherio!
p.s PLS NOTE THT IF U WANT ME TO BLOG ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY.. ADD A BLOGME BEFORE THE TAG! THANKS!
Moving on.. i was watching south park today and i realised tht i was never ever tht vulgar when i was an innocent eight yr old boy.. those guys are like so over the top! okay.. maybe tht was the occasional god dammit and like that really rare fuck... but i could swear tht i never used words like donkey ball sucker or like motherfucking fat pussy.. yeah.. my vocabulary was really limited then.. i mean like those assholes just has to walk past a kitchen blender to come out ' i'd blend ur nuts in tht kitchen blender'.. man.. kids now are really really vulgar.. but oh well who knows? maybe when u come one on one with a really big bully or like someone who wants to rape u.. maybe all u have to do is like 'F*** off u motherf***ing donkey sucker!' and he will either run away or u would most probably either get raped or bullied?? lets all opt for option number one.. if u opt for option 2 there is something wrong with you.. go check ur brains u self mutilating asshole!
Ok so now since i am done with those formal vulgarities, lets move on to some sweet chick stuff.. yeah.. i was watching this chick flick...yours mine and ours.. okay this isnt really chick i guess? but it's like a family orientated show so i guess its like chick? i mean like how do u define a chick flick? must it be like a movie chalk block full of high school girls having sex almost every other day? with either really hot quarterbacks or centre forward?? i personally find tht sick.. i dont really classify big bulky guys with sweat and dirt all over their face who shout 'hike hike' every few 5 mins under sexy... yeah... ANYWAY.. i just realised tht this doesnt really cover the topic of sweet chick stuff.. so when i actually do have an rough idea on what sweet chick stuff really means.. then i would cover the topic once again..
Yeah, so every blog has a prologue and an epilogue.. and i guess this is the epilogue... of this entry at least.. uh huh.. so guys... i have decided to have like an interactive blog.. like if u have any constructive criticism or just any random lame or stupid thing u wanna get off ur chest.. just tag it all down and i will blog about it when i read it.. and if i like forget.. then tag me again.. haha.cherio!
p.s PLS NOTE THT IF U WANT ME TO BLOG ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY.. ADD A BLOGME BEFORE THE TAG! THANKS!
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