BLAME YOURSELF

hello friends and family.. its the 20th of december now and we are not far away from our dear lord's birth.. yeah.. we all have an awesome feeling in our stomachs which will most probably like just fade away if we receive like presents which you never wanted in a million years.. yeah.. but till tht day comes.. relish tht great feeling guys.. cause stupid school is like 6 days after tht! yeah! ok why did i say yeah? i dunno... i'll figure it out

so i passed my n levels..yeah! i am happy.. my teachers better be happy.. yeah.. so i will be going to sec 5 next yr! great isnt it? which like expands my mental horizon.. which made me decide to be more inqusitive to the nature of the earth and our blessed world.. uh huh.... yeah.. so lets start with the tale of aladdin.. yeah i think thts how u spell it. feel free to correct me..
so i needed to take a shit today and like i did not have any interesting magazines or books to read.. so i decided to read this really dusty copy of the arabian nights and like expand my horizon on ali baba and such.. uh huh.. so it said aladdin was from china which like cant be possible at all because aladdin is like an arabian name.. unless his surname was like al and his chinese name was like ad din or sth.. which would really insult the chinese community cause tht is a really dumb chinese name.. no offence guys. haha...

so i was thinking today... dogs are nice creatures.. furry mammals.. happy eyes.. u know.. they bark when u come back from school or work( if u have a dog) so affectionately haha... they wag their tails so passionately when u like give them treats.. which leads me to think.. why is it always the dogs fault.. why is it when we cant finish our homework, it just so happens tht the dog ate it! why is it that when there happens to be strange smell in the room, u point to the dog and say he did it?!?!? blame ur fart! why is it that when u ruin the house after a great party, it had to be because little rover felt energetic! he would have only destroyed a small part yeah.. what did they ever do to you? they were just born to like lick our toes. give em a break! the dogs should like create a rebellion... and if they really did.. haha.. i did not have any part whatsoever in it..
so i was like listening to the radio today and i found out tht plastic surgery seemed really popular among kids nowadays.. well guys, i got sth found out for u.. they dont use plastic.. nope.. they use rubber.. yeah they lie.... they should call it rubber surgery.. and its like silicon rubber.. which is like sniffing glue.. which means its bad.. which means we are all gonna die.. yeah.... all of us! ( ahhhh) okay... yeah... i got nothing to say anymore.. ahhahahaha..
see u guys..
p.s. dont believe me please!