BLAME YOURSELF

hello friends and family.. its the 20th of december now and we are not far away from our dear lord's birth.. yeah.. we all have an awesome feeling in our stomachs which will most probably like just fade away if we receive like presents which you never wanted in a million years.. yeah.. but till tht day comes.. relish tht great feeling guys.. cause stupid school is like 6 days after tht! yeah! ok why did i say yeah? i dunno... i'll figure it out

so i passed my n levels..yeah! i am happy.. my teachers better be happy.. yeah.. so i will be going to sec 5 next yr! great isnt it? which like expands my mental horizon.. which made me decide to be more inqusitive to the nature of the earth and our blessed world.. uh huh.... yeah.. so lets start with the tale of aladdin.. yeah i think thts how u spell it. feel free to correct me..
so i needed to take a shit today and like i did not have any interesting magazines or books to read.. so i decided to read this really dusty copy of the arabian nights and like expand my horizon on ali baba and such.. uh huh.. so it said aladdin was from china which like cant be possible at all because aladdin is like an arabian name.. unless his surname was like al and his chinese name was like ad din or sth.. which would really insult the chinese community cause tht is a really dumb chinese name.. no offence guys. haha...

so i was thinking today... dogs are nice creatures.. furry mammals.. happy eyes.. u know.. they bark when u come back from school or work( if u have a dog) so affectionately haha... they wag their tails so passionately when u like give them treats.. which leads me to think.. why is it always the dogs fault.. why is it when we cant finish our homework, it just so happens tht the dog ate it! why is it that when there happens to be strange smell in the room, u point to the dog and say he did it?!?!? blame ur fart! why is it that when u ruin the house after a great party, it had to be because little rover felt energetic! he would have only destroyed a small part yeah.. what did they ever do to you? they were just born to like lick our toes. give em a break! the dogs should like create a rebellion... and if they really did.. haha.. i did not have any part whatsoever in it..
so i was like listening to the radio today and i found out tht plastic surgery seemed really popular among kids nowadays.. well guys, i got sth found out for u.. they dont use plastic.. nope.. they use rubber.. yeah they lie.... they should call it rubber surgery.. and its like silicon rubber.. which is like sniffing glue.. which means its bad.. which means we are all gonna die.. yeah.... all of us! ( ahhhh) okay... yeah... i got nothing to say anymore.. ahhahahaha..
see u guys..
p.s. dont believe me please!

WASTED

Yeah guys.. so today was another day and i am using the colour blue for this blog for one very simple reason... i feel pure and innocent today.. so i shall use this colour to celebrate this occasion..
yeah so the gig was ystd and there was only one word which i could use to explain it.. 'unexplainable'.. yeah and why this word and not another?.. well... its because i got absolutely no idea how else to explain it.. thus, unexplainable.. SOD's set was somewhat good and many whats bad.. but the beauty of a gig is even when u feel like u have done like shit.. people still look at u and smile.. which makes u feel oh so warm and happy inside... yeah...
so i got wasted ystd and like puked all over bongs carpet and bed, missing the pail totally, the residue of my nasi goreng splattered all over the carpet... but the beauty of it is tht when everyone is high, nothing seems to matter.. you only get attacked occasionally or the good ol' colgate on face trick.. so when we went home the next day.. i was feeling like shit due to both the facts tht i was having a horrible hangover and also for not cleaning up bongs room for him.. i'm a bitch.. but thank GOD that bong was an understanding guy! BONG.. WE LOVE YOU...( i am not gay)
so now i got no time cause i gtg eat dinner but to those guys who wanna get wasted, please puke into the pail next time...
p.s: do not drink and drive... (hah! if only i could)

OUTBURST PART 1! LET ME OFFER YOU ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE!

So its sunday.. and most people are out today having fun and shopping for christmas... and i am sitting on my wonderful and comfy computer chair wondering why i am not out there with them? so i decided to put on my thinking caps and start thinking and then the answer dawned on my herbal essenced hair.. i am out of cash.. yeah. cash flow problems... an everyday nuisance facing all teenagers of the 21st century...
While some of us are spending freely on colourful hairdyes to dye our hair or wondering whether swensens or jacks place would be a better choice to fill our not tht hugry stomachs.. the rest of us are lazing at home and waking up at like 5pm in the evening everyday with reeking morning breath.. and wondering what they could do with the $4.50 left in their wallet.. for example.. my brothers would most probably spend like a dollar and 20 cents on a drink and like figure out how many pratas they could afford with the rest of my money.. oh well. what are they supposed to do? work? haha... if u could get their lazy asses to work.. i would most probably bring myself to work so that i could pay u for getting their asses to work.. erm.. okay... i am sure not a big number of u got that.. but for all the really smart people out there.... u should have gotten it..

well, christmas is around the corner and all of us are in our ho ho ho moods.. tis the season where parents willingly come out with money to feed our selfish desires... yeah.. shirts, t-shirts, jeans, pants, clean underwear..... its the time where we actually feel like smelling and looking good.. athough some of us try to hard and end up looking and smelling bad.. oh well? lifes like tht.. we all need to have a casual approach to everything.. which is dam sad.... aye x mas trees are up and decorations are all over the place! orchard road is trying too hard as usual and everyone can be found shopping at giordano! tis the season to be jolly guys! falalalala lalalala!

p.s BLOGME: X'mas is coming, lets buy pillay a brain: Theresa Misso
well.. thanks theresa,... but my mums on her way to getting me that alr.. but i would like socks.. haha toe socks.. ooh a jacket would be nice as well.. aha yay! thanks! ahaha
Why Martin is so dumb: Beatrice Ong beatshit
well beatshit, this might shock you.. i am dumb because i hang out too much with you.. yeah.. some of ur overwhelming dumbness has rubbed off on me.. a word of advice... keep ur dumbness to yourself.. don hurt others.. HAHA.. kidding.