ITS ALL IN THE MOUTH
Today was monthy toothbrush changing day at my house and man was it a hustle. i followed my mum to ever trusty cold storage and bought 5 new colgate total toothbrush to make sure that every single individual in my family could wake up with their mouths smelling of insect killing morning breath but go out one hour later with their mouths freshly brushed. haha.. Anyway, i am sitting here blogging and relieving a particularly happy 2 mins when i was sitting in the bus and this absolutely hot girl turned and smiled at me.. her teeth were shown and the most amazingly shiny braces shone at my face, it was like a calling into heaven.. i returned the smile with my own mega watt smile (crooked teeth and all) and then realised that she was actually smiling at a little baby behind me.. man i felt stupid. so i decided to hide my really red face and sank as low as i could into the seat..well, on much more less embarassing things, i decided that if i was gay i would crush on QUINN ( from the used) only after much deliberation did i decide this as there ae many hot individuals out there and he definitely comes out at the top...so now as i sit here wondering how to end this extremely hard to end blog, i decided to pick at my leg scabs, i did eventually manage to get rid of 2 of them but that resulted in massive bleeding and i had to go wash my stupid leg so as to make sure that my mums stupid kiwi cleeened floor would still stay kiwi cleened and not be polluted my disgusting blood... i wanted to say enzymes but i was not entirely sure that enzymes are found in blood.. haha.anyway.. till the next time i have some stupid question to answer or some stupid theory that i want to justify. take care my beloved friends. hah.p.s i am only attracted to braced girls whom i dont know. HAHA.
INTERNATIONAL PLEA TO STOP MRT JUMPERS.
hi again my dear dear friends.. many things have happened since i last blogged.. yeah.. i am not kidding.. for one.. i was at kovan mrt station yesterday, and since my poor ez link card was not working, i decided to jump in.. so i pretended to fall in.. all went well and i thought that i could get away with just a minor bruise on my butt.. but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. someone had to see me so i was called up and brought to the ever dilligent green man.. where i was made to sit for the worst 5 mins of my day.. i did think i was going to get fined at least 500 dollars but he just said.. dont do that and take care.. huh??? so u see friends.. they are actually nice people too.. with nice red hearts beneath that really ugly shirt.. so lets give them a chance.. but please don jump into stations and test their patience.. cause tht would just be dumb... and it takes a lot for a dumb person to give smart advice..yeah so on other topics.. i had a really bad day today.. i vommited very happily frm morning to night and made my presence known in at least 8 significant places in my aunts house.. it was lucky she was in a good mood.. or i would not be here telling u anything.. yeah.. so passing on that topic... do not drink coke light at night.. cause it would make u fart alot! i am serious.. there is a serious mixture of really foul gases here and i am not talking about oxygen.. if only u guys could smell it.. oh well i shall leave u guys here.. take care friends.... see up.s. i only fart at night.. i am fine during day time.
N LEVELS ARE OVER. BYE IDIOT BOOKS
Hey guys.. sorry for the really long absence for the computerized world.. but u see, the truth is.. i have been studying really hard for my n levels... and now am taking my well deserved rest. haha.. i was watching the amazing race a while ago and it was really inspiring how people could say well done and way to go even though they are being attacked by those bloodsucking mosquitoes every now and then.. and i wonder, how much would it take for a person to say well done and way to go to me?? if anybody did, i would probably go crazy and tell the person tht i loved them but they would most probably look at me with a disgusted face and say' euu, have u seen urself lately?' depressing stuff aye?anyway on newer and much faker topics.. people have suddenly taken to calling me girl.. haha.. HOW FAKE IS THAT? ahhaha ok maybe a part of it is true.. but thts just my metrosexual side.. even big muscled smelly armpitted wrestlers do feel as if they would like to fit into tight nipple showing shirts from time to time. but instead of noticing their nipples, u cant help but wonder how in the world did someone so big fit into something so small.. well i can answer tht.. it is called the mysteries of the world.anyway.. on other topics.... did u know i grew like 4cm?!?! i mean like whoooa.. haha.. but i was walking down the street alongside park mall when i realised a bunch of really straight haired girls who were wearing really pink stuff.. from socks to shoes..... yeah. 1 point to those who can guess what i am talking about.. yep but back to tht grp of girls.. they were wearing really low pants and i saw some orange peeking out.. i mean.. since when did orange go well with pink!!!! hello! thts so last summer! and yeah.. i got nothing else to say.. dam.. till next..p.s: i don go around looking at straight haired pink shirted girls asses. haha
N LEVELS ARE OVER. BYE IDIOT BOOKS
Hey guys.. sorry for the really long absence for the computerized world.. but u see, the truth is.. i have been studying really hard for my n levels... and now am taking my well deserved rest. haha.. i was watching the amazing race a while ago and it was really inspiring how people could say well done and way to go even though they are being attacked by those bloodsucking mosquitoes every now and then.. and i wonder, how much would it take for a person to say well done and way to go to me?? if anybody did, i would probably go crazy and tell the person tht i loved them but they would most probably look at me with a disgusted face and say' euu, have u seen urself lately?' depressing stuff aye?anyway on newer and much faker topics.. people have suddenly taken to calling me girl.. haha.. HOW FAKE IS THAT? ahhaha ok maybe a part of it is true.. but thts just my metrosexual side.. even big muscled smelly armpitted wrestlers do feel as if they would like to fit into tight nipple showing shirts from time to time. but instead of noticing their nipples, u cant help but wonder how in the world did someone so big fit into something so small.. well i can answer tht.. it is called the mysteries of the world.anyway.. on other topics.... did u know i grew like 4cm?!?! i mean like whoooa.. haha.. but i was walking down the street alongside park mall when i realised a bunch of really straight haired girls who were wearing really pink stuff.. from socks to shoes..... yeah. 1 point to those who can guess what i am talking about.. yep but back to tht grp of girls.. they were wearing really low pants and i saw some orange peeking out.. i mean.. since when did orange go well with pink!!!! hello! thts so last summer! and yeah.. i got nothing else to say.. dam.. till next..p.s: i don go around looking at straight haired pink shirted girls asses. haha
