BUTTS MAKE U FART.

Hi guys, my prelims are finally done and i am sure that i am gonna fail it... why do they have to make it so hard, i mean its like day light torture of students aged 15 and above.. but apart from that, i was doing my physics paper very happily yesterday till the unimaginable happened, my physics teacher walked past me and i swore she farted.. and it was one of those cute farts which sounded like u covered ur mouth with ur hands and blew really lightly. and did i tell you that it smelled really bad... like as if someone ate a large bowl of garlic and burped the true essence of garlic into you somewhat sensitive nose... haha.. ok i know tht this sounds sick.. but this is actually what i call a worldwide plea to teachers who fart during exams.. do not fart when students are doing prelims.. please... they could have had farted anytime from the time they got home till the time that the prelims started but they chose to fart in the middle of all the genius minds present among them.. the treacherous people.. anyway..i don really have anything to say now.. except to ask you guys to fart in the dark corners of ur room.. do what i do, i fart into my cupboard.. so i only suffer.. so if my clothes smell bad, its not tht i did not wash it.. its just the remaining smell of a good pizza which i ate ystd.. yeap... haha.. take care guys.. till next time
(p.s: the teacher was really hot.. dammit...)

THE SUN MAKES ME HAPPY

I am writing this in total disregard to my heading... as i usually do.. but anyway.. i have not blogged in at least 5 days now and i am feeling the tension.. no actually i am not.. i always let myself wonder how it would feel like if the world came to a total standstill and i was the only one left moving... tht would be bad.. it would be like.. armegeddon.. if thats how u spell it.. have u ever wondered whether u would still be able to feel after u are dead? or able to taste after ur tongue is cut off... the first question makes u think... the second question is actually a dumb one... so dont bother bout it.. haha.. so i was sitting at dinner bout 6 hours ago and i thought to myself while waiting for my prawn noodles.. when would my prawn noodles come? and then as if on cue, i turned around and there it was! of course there was someone carrying it.. but i told myself and said whoa u are psychic.. and then i felt really stupid cause i kinda forgotten to pay the guy and he was standing there with his hands outstretched for bout 3 mins.. talk about living the moment.. but other than tht, i had a totally wonderful dinner filled with noodles and prawns and stuff tht was inside the dish.. yeah.. see.. i am an intellectual guy... yes i think i am.. but then again.. only dumb idiots like me think before they eat.. others just dig right in... thts why our parents say dig in before we eat.. in case our minds wonder off and some dog comes and steal our food.. yeah.. life... wonderful thing.. filled with crap..
till next time.. see u!
p.s. i dont really know what i am saying... shit