MOVE OVER NEMO! MARTIN'S FOUND HOME!

On the topic of dipping oneself into really cold water butt naked, we all think of one thing, yeah.. guessed as much.. skinny dipping.. but someone got me thinking.. do u call it skinny dipping when u are fat... no.. so tht brings me to my new invention.... yeah u guessed it... i have named it... ok since 'someone' got me thinking, WE have named it fatty dipping... ok u might ask what tht is.. but i cant really tell u as i really havent figured out what it meant myself... so till tht day comes i will not think about it anymore.. cause it really adds to the headache...
yeah and as a punishment for talking too much... i got conjunctivitis.. known to the common human as sore eyes.. yeah.. theres a bag filled with oh so gooey pus inside and i really cant wait to burst the little sucker up.. but the risk of getting sorer eyes is always there.. so i dont think i would do it..... i tried so hard to get a few more days off from school, but to no avail.. yeah dammit.. so i shall go to school tmr and create a sore eyes epidemic and be sued by parents all over singapore... tht'll get my parents thinking.. 'all we had to do was spend 4 dollars for a freaking mc and now i gotta go and spend millions of dollars for the damned lawsuits'.. yeah... thts bound to make them think.. oh yeah.. but being the nice son.. the one tht my parents wanted the day they thought about reproducing, i wont do tht... ahha.. imagine the presents i can get with the money.. oh yeah...
ok enough trash talk.. now lets talk trash.... oh i feel it.. yes it''s coming... TRASH! there we go.. its out...... ok i got nothing else to say now...my genius mind needs rest and i shall go and rest tht genius mind.. yes i will!
hey guys thanks for putting up with my crap... really... haha
p.s.. u dont really have to move over nemo.. we can share the sea!

A BEGINNING OF A NEW STYLE!

HEYHO! hi... sorry for not blogging for so long.. but everyday when i feel like blogging.. i suddenly lose the inspiration.. it just goes... like how sand flies away with wind.. like how a cat eats its cat food.. like how a dog chases it's tail.. yeah... every encounter in life leads to something else.
ok apart from being poetic, i would like to adress the next statement to those who have called me gay.. i am just quite gay.. not totally... haha.. u know.. as in my name is gay.. yeah.. i bet u have heard many gays called martin.. but thats the beauty of it.......... ok i don really see the beauty.. but i am still standing by what i said... i dont care... it hurt me very badly when i found out tht one of my facourite bands taking back sunday had gone mainstream.. i mean its like MAIN.. u know the underlying meaning of tht??? do u know waht this means????? they are going to be judged after they make one move... their lives judged by what they say or do... stories of them sleeping around.. that is so not cool... ok yeah.. maybe i am looking too much into it, which i am very sure i am.. but i cant help it.. yeah.. i am what people call an asswipe.. dammit
hahaha...
i would like to give condolences to those who have lost their books in a brave battle with rain.. as i have just lost my book to a place which i like to call hougang canal.. its really hard to be smart these days.. books are getting too slippery and i saw mine going on a journey.. and sailing through dangerous waters to find out who it really is..u might fine it very hard to believe tht i got so much feelings for studies... but this just means i am hardworking... yes i am....
okay no i am not... i will not lie again.,,
anyway.. thts all i gotta say today... till my next one.. bear with me!
love.
p.s. it was a social studies book.. yeah

WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN... HE SAYS SHES NOTHING AT ALL.

HI! once again, i am sitting here in this boring room, just waiting to pass another afternoon and all that i can see is just another lemon tree... but today was the turning point of my life.. i was told i make sense.... (gasps!) in the middle of the busy hoo haa of our modern city life, have u ever realised that the only time when we think of what we really want is during meal times.. other times would just be a split second decision.. so it got me thinking, how do i get that moment of satisfaction tht would last me a hour, a day or even maybe a month???? and i got my answer.. it was a realisation that i never had.... but to keep the suspense going, i wont tell u.. hahahahahahaha...
have u ever realised the satisfaction after u have shit?
after u have ate?
after u have bought something that u wanted for so long?
after getting the person u love?
after doing things that i am not able to bring myself to type down?
how we all yearn for tht moment of love and joy, and how sad we feel when it never comes... sigh.. its a dam cold world... i am even coating lyrics from avril lavinge.. sorry avril....
anyway..i got nothing to say anymore.. so till the next time peeps...
satisfaction is something u should cherish
(and i bet u wont get it after u read this......!) BYE!