EARLY SUNDAY MORNING LITTLE SHITS

Sunday morning wind is blowing, little shits everywhere! anyway, ystd was an awesome sunday.. i woke up in the morning feeling really skinny and rather sexy so i thought i could fit into my oh so tight shirt without any difficulty, and yeah i did, but there was one little problem, my nipples were hard due to the really cold winds blowing around and they stuck out like little lollipops.... not like as if i had a problem with tht but it was kinda obvious, and i felt tht if i didn't do sth about it, my nipples would have been pinched at least 10 times by the time night falls, so feeling really vulnerable i had to resort to really desperate measures.
so after sitting there for like 5 mins i decided to use scotch tape to tape the little assholes down, but then like bong called, and not wanting to sound gay, i told him i was taking a crap and i would head out in like 5 mins, and being as late as i alr was, i decided to just roll deodrant over the little suckers and head out and miraculously, petey and pauley derected.. hallelujah.. yeah, so i have nothing left to say and guys, if ever u feel the need of derecting ur nipples, just give me a call, i swear i will help... promise
p.s. i am so not allowed to swear...

IDIOT WAYS OF GETTING IN TROUBLE

hey guys, its been a really long time since i blogged but i am still suffering from starting of school blues although school is already in full swing and like everyone is already studying for their o's or like really into their homework. oh well what can i do? hope tht u guys are doing awesome and are having a really good year so far..
well, i'll be on the topic on nonsense headings today.. i really dont get it when people use a heading and like have a post tht has absolutely nothing to do with their heading.. but oh well thts a bit stupid because i am one of them.. alright, so let me totally contradict myself here, it's only the prodigies who come out with such magnificent ideas of like creating posts which had nothing to do with the heading.... this just means tht we have really creative minds.. haha so if guys are jealous of me its okay, beacuse i totally understand.. haha no worries.. i feel tht way sometimes.. ahah...
so school this week sucked as usual.. i was scolded and and scolded consecutively for 4 days but today it was kinda different, i got some kind of weird glare from my teachers which meant sth like' u can do whatever u wanna do, i don care and u are an asshole' look. so tht kinda scared the balls out of me and i acted like an angel for the whole day, although i did not really keep to the no meat on friday aspect.. oh well i have like 49 fridays left to abstain, minus tht 4 weeks of compulsory lent which means tht i can choose between those 45 fridays on whether i want to fast or not and since i am angelic most of the time, i shall abstain 25 outta those 45 fridays which should lead me to 29 fridays and this means i got the majority of those fridays abstained.. see? i worked it all out.. ahah therefore, it just makes me more a genius than i alr am...
i surprise myself at times.. whoa.... I AM SOME INTELLECTUAL BASTARD!
so its o level year this year and i am so gonna ace this motherfucking test, it seems like as if my past 11 yrs of education and examinations were just little tests for this mofo, but nah, i am gonna step on it like an ant, a little one, and like move my leg so tht it would feel pain.. oh yeah i am gonna do tht. and like i am gonna like say sth but i have really no idea what to say so i guess i would just say bye and like come back and blog next time. haha
p.s( i ain't really a bastard cause i do have a dad)
p.s after the p.s before( his name is michael pillay, if u really needed to know) ahha

SCHOOL SUCKS BALLS