I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DA

hey guys, so its been at least 1 month since i blogged and yeah as i guessed, my blog is totally dead... no more messages and tags.. and since i am an alive kinda person.. i am here to revive my blog... oh ressurection! so its the 17th of march today and my mid years are coming.. my actual first serious examination since dam school started.. i am so gonna ace it, but first i gotta and need to slack.. how can new stuff get in when my brain is all clogged up with really complex formulas and stuff?
uh-huh.. its the season of lent now and i am trying to keep myself sin free.. yep, but its kinda hard to be sin free when u come from a school filled with totally gay guys who spit everywhere they go.. like you are in the middle of a canteen right and like 'kapui'! and u turn around and u see a ball of yellowish looking spit crashing onto the floor like as if it was the first episode of smallville..
if it was really smallville down there, superman would be like everywhere right now! in the canteen, classrooms, drains, hall and even on the teacher's chair.. i dont really know anyone who spits on teacher's chairs but if they do, i am so gonna puke in their face.. haha.. ok yeah if i had balls to do so...
so i dont get it, like when people that are doing o levels are telling me how their brains would explode in the next minute if they were not checking up some fact or formula in all the textbooks they can find.. i mean like take a breather guys.. its like still early to go all the way... we should all relax and watch mtv and nickelodeon and stuff.. they are educational! like jimmy neutrons science quiz or sth like tht.. or go watch some documentary.. the amount of geography you intake after an episode of 'baboons gone berserk' would help you ace any geography test.. who cares bout population and stuff anyway? you have a house! be happy.. no one wants to study on how u got it! no one wants to know whether you can afford having 3 or 4 kids!?!? like thts ur passionate secret.. and i don really get why we should use the government to hide our sexual freedom! we are all passionate lovers! i think.. geography 101...
anyway i should really stop now cause i think i have to go.. so like see you guys.. bye
p.s. this post had nothing to do with being blue... ignore the title.. sorry.

TEMPTATIONS AWAY!

Hey guys, so it was friday a couple of minutes ago... ok exactly 54 mins ago and i am back after a particularly tiring day.. well today was a extremely great day and let me tell u guys why.. i chased temptation away. so many tempters came to me with their oh so great temptations but i stared them in their face and said 'shoo satan, i can't see you'.

ok maybe the top part may have been a LITTLE exaggerated but it's for a good cause, cause i think it's really really inspirational, for instance, who can say no to chocolate? huh? huh! yeah, u got it.. no one.. even the most anorexic girl would think its okay to have a really tiny piece of choc.. but I SAID NO!

i was walking home from school today and i was like 'hey, i'm kinda hungry; and there was like a sign, i looked in front of me and there SPC was... a petrol kiosk chock full of chocolates.. and i was like whoa.. i gotta get a snickers man... so i went up, got a snickers and headed off to the cashier to pay for it. it was then when i heard a voice calling out to me... 'MARTIN! YOU ARE FAT ENOUGH, GET A JUICE INSTEAD' and i was like 'oh okay, i'm sorry' and i got a juice.. there u go! TEMPTATIONS AWAY!

well done martin, u deserve a pat on your back! many people have told me i have a really boring blog cause it has no pictures of my ugly face.. and i am like yeah, you're right, the next post, there is sooo gonna be a picture. but the picture never does come out. SO I'M GONNA PROMISE THAT IF THERE ISN'T A PICTURE IN MY NEXT POST, IT IS SURE TO COME OUT IN THE NEXT ONE.. and so on.. cause i really cant find a flattering photo of myself which like dosen't potray my pimples.. i got such a huge one on my left cheek tht sometimes it scares me. i call it willy.. its has a tail and like its really big and blue and it annoys the shitload out of my shit holding bag. i cant stand it. i need a new face, i am so serious.. i shall go to like korea and get a sexy nose with a 'willy' free face... but then i would have like small eyes.. ahha geddit? korea? small eyes? ok so its like 1.15am on a beautiful saturday morning, and i so gotta go.. so till the next picture filled blog
(p.s. do all koreans love kimchi? i heard it's really good)

EARLY SUNDAY MORNING LITTLE SHITS

Sunday morning wind is blowing, little shits everywhere! anyway, ystd was an awesome sunday.. i woke up in the morning feeling really skinny and rather sexy so i thought i could fit into my oh so tight shirt without any difficulty, and yeah i did, but there was one little problem, my nipples were hard due to the really cold winds blowing around and they stuck out like little lollipops.... not like as if i had a problem with tht but it was kinda obvious, and i felt tht if i didn't do sth about it, my nipples would have been pinched at least 10 times by the time night falls, so feeling really vulnerable i had to resort to really desperate measures.
so after sitting there for like 5 mins i decided to use scotch tape to tape the little assholes down, but then like bong called, and not wanting to sound gay, i told him i was taking a crap and i would head out in like 5 mins, and being as late as i alr was, i decided to just roll deodrant over the little suckers and head out and miraculously, petey and pauley derected.. hallelujah.. yeah, so i have nothing left to say and guys, if ever u feel the need of derecting ur nipples, just give me a call, i swear i will help... promise
p.s. i am so not allowed to swear...

IDIOT WAYS OF GETTING IN TROUBLE

hey guys, its been a really long time since i blogged but i am still suffering from starting of school blues although school is already in full swing and like everyone is already studying for their o's or like really into their homework. oh well what can i do? hope tht u guys are doing awesome and are having a really good year so far..
well, i'll be on the topic on nonsense headings today.. i really dont get it when people use a heading and like have a post tht has absolutely nothing to do with their heading.. but oh well thts a bit stupid because i am one of them.. alright, so let me totally contradict myself here, it's only the prodigies who come out with such magnificent ideas of like creating posts which had nothing to do with the heading.... this just means tht we have really creative minds.. haha so if guys are jealous of me its okay, beacuse i totally understand.. haha no worries.. i feel tht way sometimes.. ahah...
so school this week sucked as usual.. i was scolded and and scolded consecutively for 4 days but today it was kinda different, i got some kind of weird glare from my teachers which meant sth like' u can do whatever u wanna do, i don care and u are an asshole' look. so tht kinda scared the balls out of me and i acted like an angel for the whole day, although i did not really keep to the no meat on friday aspect.. oh well i have like 49 fridays left to abstain, minus tht 4 weeks of compulsory lent which means tht i can choose between those 45 fridays on whether i want to fast or not and since i am angelic most of the time, i shall abstain 25 outta those 45 fridays which should lead me to 29 fridays and this means i got the majority of those fridays abstained.. see? i worked it all out.. ahah therefore, it just makes me more a genius than i alr am...
i surprise myself at times.. whoa.... I AM SOME INTELLECTUAL BASTARD!
so its o level year this year and i am so gonna ace this motherfucking test, it seems like as if my past 11 yrs of education and examinations were just little tests for this mofo, but nah, i am gonna step on it like an ant, a little one, and like move my leg so tht it would feel pain.. oh yeah i am gonna do tht. and like i am gonna like say sth but i have really no idea what to say so i guess i would just say bye and like come back and blog next time. haha
p.s( i ain't really a bastard cause i do have a dad)
p.s after the p.s before( his name is michael pillay, if u really needed to know) ahha

SCHOOL SUCKS BALLS